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I roundhouse kicked a Nauruan spy trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a goose a magpie a blackbird a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝

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