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I roundhouse kicked a Nauruan spy trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a duck 🦆 a goose a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a robin a rat 🐀 a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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