Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a Namibian spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a crow a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a goose

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.