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I roundhouse kicked a Micronesian spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

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a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a coot

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