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I roundhouse kicked a Micronesian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow a blackbird a koala 🐨 a magpie

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