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I roundhouse kicked a Mauritian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a goose a squirrel

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