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I roundhouse kicked a Mauritian spy trying to throw chilli peppers at …

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a pigeon a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a crow a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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