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I roundhouse kicked a Mauritanian spy trying to throw spinach at …

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a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird a crow

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