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I roundhouse kicked a Mauritanian spy trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a robin a koala 🐨 a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird

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