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I roundhouse kicked a Malian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a robin

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