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I roundhouse kicked a Maldivian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

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a robin a pigeon a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a crow

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