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I roundhouse kicked a Maldivian spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a blackbird
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