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I roundhouse kicked a Maldivian spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a goose a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀

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