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I roundhouse kicked a Malaysian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a robin a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁

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