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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a Malaysian
spy
trying to throw
Marmite
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a crow
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a swan 🦢
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a pigeon
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