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I roundhouse kicked a Malaysian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

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a blackbird a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a coot a mouse 🐁 a goose

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