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I roundhouse kicked a Kosovan spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a goose a rat 🐀

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