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Superhero

I roundhouse kicked a Kenyan spy trying to throw fish fingers at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a goose a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon

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