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I roundhouse kicked a Jordanian spy trying to throw hamburger relish at …

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a koala 🐨 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a magpie a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a goose

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