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I roundhouse kicked a Jordanian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨 a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a duck 🦆 a coot
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