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I roundhouse kicked an Albanian spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a rat 🐀 a magpie a crow a swan 🦢 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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