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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a woman
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a crow
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a robin
a squirrel
a blackbird
a mouse 🐁
a goose
a swan 🦢
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