Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a woman
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a coot
a rat 🐀
a mouse 🐁
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a blackbird
a goose
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
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