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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a woman
trying to throw
cat biscuits
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a goose
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a robin
a coot
a koala 🐨
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a magpie
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