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I roundhouse kicked a shepherd trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁 a goose

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