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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a shepherd
trying to throw
chilli peppers
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a swan 🦢
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a coot
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a pigeon
a robin
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