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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a robin a swan 🦢 a coot a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird

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