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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a crow
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