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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a pigeon

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