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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a magpie a swan 🦢 a robin

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