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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a goose a crow

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