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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow a robin a squirrel a goose a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁
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