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I roundhouse kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢

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