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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a milkman
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a blackbird
a magpie
a coot
a crow
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a goose
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