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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a koala 🐨 a crow a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a robin a magpie
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