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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢

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