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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a goose a rat 🐀 a robin
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