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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw tinned tuna at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a coot a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow a robin
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