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I roundhouse kicked a taxi driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a coot a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a goose a crow a robin
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