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I roundhouse kicked a train driver trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a goose a pigeon a coot a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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