Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a train driver
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a swan 🦢
a goose
a robin
a blackbird
a rat 🐀
a magpie
a squirrel
a duck 🦆
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