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I roundhouse kicked a train driver trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a crow a coot a swan 🦢 a blackbird a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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