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I roundhouse kicked a train driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow a goose a blackbird a pigeon a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

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