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I roundhouse kicked a train driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a crow
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