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I roundhouse kicked a bus driver trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a robin a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a crow a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

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