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I roundhouse kicked a sailor trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a coot a mouse 🐁 a magpie a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

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