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I roundhouse kicked a sailor trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a coot a pigeon
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