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I roundhouse kicked a sailor trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose a coot a robin a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝
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