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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a soldier
trying to throw
pizza
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a crow
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a blackbird
a magpie
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a coot
a duck 🦆
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