Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a soldier
trying to throw
sunflower seeds
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crow
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a squirrel
a koala 🐨
a pigeon
a raccoon 🦝
a duck 🦆
a goose
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