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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a soldier
trying to throw
cat biscuits
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
a swan 🦢
a pigeon
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
a goose
a coot
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